We are the Germans from Danville, Oh yes;
We made a big sign and we hanged it, Oh yes;
We love to toss elk, come and try it, Oh yes;
His name is Schlon, mine is Fritz, Oh yes.

Chorus:
D-G-S, Oh yes; (3 times)

We play the banjo and drum, Oh yes;
I cut my hand when I strum, Oh yes;
We walk all around in Leder, Oh yes;
I'm thinking that guy's name is Deiter, Oh yes.

Chorus

We toss as much elk as we can, Oh yes;
Sometimes it gets out of hand, Oh yes;
The women and children, they cheer, Oh yes;
We just like it for the beer, Oh yes.
 

Katy Klutz
words and music by Professor Schnitzel

Eins, Zwei, Drei, Spiel.

When I was just a boy of twelve,
Not dry behind the ear yet,
I met a girl named Katy Klutz,
As shy as any violet.

Then one day I stole a kiss.
She didn't know what she was missing.
Now you know what schmutzing is.
Well, schmutzing's only kissing.

Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
There never was a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.

She was my hon', my sugar bun.
She was my one desire.
I schmutzed her and she schmutzed me.
Till we set all the home on fire.

Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
There never was a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.

Her hair was gold, her lips were red.
She had a winning way.
The way she scmutzed me,
I'll remember till my dying day.

Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
You never saw a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.
There never was a schmutzing girl like Katy Klutz.